And all that jazz!

Ahh was such a good night!
I'm pretty sure uncle fester and uglyface were lurking around here somewhere...

Embarassing moments bitch please!

Ok - I should really be doing work but doing a new blog was too enticing..
I was thinking today what is my most embarasing moment? there have certainly been hundreds of them!
I will recall a hurrendous ordeal which took place last year - it is most probably the most embarasing

I was with friends sitting on a bench in the town - nothing else to do. Suddenly my friend comes out of no where saying that he needs to get some condoms as he was meeting up with his girlfriend later. So we go searching this town for some vendor machines - when there was no luck at any public toilets I was forced to go into sainsburys to buy him a pack. So there i was standing with a pack of durex in my hand, wanting to draw as little attention to myself as possible I decided that buying a nutri grain aswell would decrease the akwardness with the shopkeeper how wrong I was!
I stumble up the shopkeeper and hand over the goods - she gives me the most AKWARD look I have ever had to encounter... our small talk was so embarasing "is it your first time..." and so on. I just ran straight out and chucked him the box. Looking back it must have been hilarious seeing me buying them but at the time it was so embarasing :

Losing your phone

I lost my phone on the bus
I couldnt stop making a fuss
Mum said ask at the bus station
So I started walking to my new destination
Armed with nothing but a blunderbuss

(thanks to Nadia for the last line)

Tower bridge =O

I have to say when I seen thi bridge rising steadily into the air I thought something was happening - I really didnt have a clue it went up and down; which in itself is abysmal as i have lived in London all my life :

Midnight Rambles :o

Well today was rather tedious indeed!

Got some lovely pictures developed from when I was in Ireland - I am currently in the process of writing all the letters to the cousins.

Last night I happened to find myself in a park with various other people talking about the EU twas rather good! Never underestimate talking about the EU in a park at night

I cant stop listening to Kill Hannah - Lips like morphine :O:O:O

Autumns asylum

On one of my excursions to London - the song "there is a light that never goes out" kept going through my head.. one line particularly sticks out to me:
"And if a double decker crashes into us, to die by your side - what a heavenly way to die"
What a delightful song

Another thing that I happened to observe was how quickly it is becoming Autumn. It was actually freezing yesterday. Ahh well time to pull out the coat again.

"OK"!?

This being the second post of my blog had to be special!
I was contemplating what I should write in my next post, so looking back on today I remembered a very memorable moment which just had to be shared immediatly.

There is a teacher at my school, who is infatuated with the work "OK" so me, being observant thought it would be comical to see how many times this particular teacher said ok in a 40 minute lesson. This teacher said "ok" 68 times!
Not only is this a remarkable achievement it is also testament to the amazing people out there who just love saying "ok" - It is a growing trend and I can see myself becoming part of it any day soon


OK?

Another day, another segment of my life!

Well hello there, I am rather proud to say that this is my first blog!

So the first question that comes to mind immediatly : "Patrick, why have you started blogging?" Well young squire - a "witty" friend of mine has persuaded me with ther descrete methods to make a blog so here I am :D